The NY Times Hates Satan!

Perhaps the Devil made her do it, but Jeannette Catsoulis of the New York Times was not amused by SATAN HATES YOU.

"Satan may not hate us, but the film’s writer and director, 

James Felix McKenney, surely does."

- Jeannette Catsoulis, THE NEW YORK TIMES

The Village Voice and Slant didn't feel particularly blessed by the film either:

"Conceptually, the film's a hoot: The very idea of having Scrimm, famous for playing a mute extraterrestial body snatcher in the PHANTASM movies, star as an angelic voice of salvation, is perversely perfect."

- Simon Abrams, THE VILLAGE VOICE

"Satan Hates You is self-conscious trash with occasional bite."
- Chuck Bowen, SLANT

May the Lord forgive them.