"Satan may not hate us, but the film’s writer and director,
James Felix McKenney, surely does."
- Jeannette Catsoulis, THE NEW YORK TIMES
"Conceptually, the film's a hoot: The very idea of having Scrimm, famous for playing a mute extraterrestial body snatcher in the PHANTASM movies, star as an angelic voice of salvation, is perversely perfect."- Simon Abrams, THE VILLAGE VOICE
"Satan Hates You is self-conscious trash with occasional bite."
- Chuck Bowen, SLANT